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MY HEALTH DEAR JON ISHERWOOD CAPO 2

INTRO: C G7 / AM C / F G7 / C

C G7 AM
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WORRYING ABOUT MY HEALTH DEAR
F C G7
IF THE TRUTH WERE KNOWN YOU DON’T CARE ANYMORE
C G7 AM
WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER NEARLY FORTY YEARS DEAR
F G7 C
AN I FIND THAT YOU ARE GETTING SUCH A BORE
A7 / E7 AM
MY BONES ARE SLOWLY GRINDING TO A STOP DEAR
F C G7
AND MY ULCERS KNOCKED THE DAY LIGHTS OUT OF ME
C G7 AM
AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE DAY I PASS AWAY DEAR
F G7 C
‘COS THERE BE NO MORE FLIPPING HOME MADE PIES FOR TEA.

2.
C G7 AM
AS YOU KNOW I AM INSURED TO THE HILT DEAR
F C G7
AND WE ALL KNOW WHO MADE FLIPPIN’ SURE I WAS
C G7 AM
AND YOU STILL KEEP WORRY-ING ABOUT MY HEALTH DEAR
F G7 C
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH BECAUSE
A7 E7 AM
YOU’VE BEEN MAKING ME CLIMB LADDERS ON MY CRUTCHES
F C G7
AND MAKING ME DO PRESS UPS ON MY BACK
C G7 AM
AND I’M FLIPPIN’ SURE THAT SOMMERSULTS AIN’T GOOD FOR ME
F G7 C
AND I’M ALSO SURE I’LL GET A HEART ATTACK

3.
C G7 AM
IN THE SPRING TIME OF OUR MARRIED DAYS, I WAS DEAR
F C G7
ENAMOURED BY YOUR PEACHNESS AND POISE
C G7 AM
BUT ALL I’VE HAD FOR THIRTY YEARS OR MORE DEAR
F G7 C
IS A LOAD OF BLOODY BICKERING AND NOICE
A7 E7 AM
YOU’VE GROWN UP FROM A CREATURE FROM THE WOODSLANDS
F C G7
WITH A SILF LIKE FIGURE GLOWING IN THE SUN
C G7 AM
TO AN ORGRE FROM THE JUNGLE SCREAMING CURSES
F G7 C
AND GETTING UP THE NOSE OF EVERYONE.

C G7 / AM C / F G7 / C

4.
C G7 AM
AND AS YOU STAND THERE HOVERING ABOVE MY BODY
F C G7
WHEN MY LIFE HAS SLOWLY DRIFTED TO A HALT
C G7 AM
AND YOU’RE TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS JUST HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME
F G7 C
AND I’LL GET A NICE POSITION IN THE VAULT
A7 E7 AM
DON’T FORGET MY LITTLE LOVELY THAT I KNEW YOU
F C G7
AND FOR THE SAKE OF PEACE I LET YOU HAVE YOUR WAY
C G7 AM
AND I DOUBT YOU’LL BE HAPPY WITH MY WEALTH DEAR
F G7 C
‘COS YESTERDAY I GAVE THE LOT AWAY.

INTRO: C G7 / AM C / F G7 / C

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